Irony sentences

Trash bin: a device in the streets, for throwing garbage around it.
Academic degree: a rectangular paper, in various sizes and its price varies and depends on the course.
Wrecker: the only creature, who calls the women as the best drivers in the world.
Auction: it is a term, which means, they usually add some percentage to the original price of the goods and then with the help of red marker, struck it and write the original price in below line.
Boss: someone, who comes early at work, when you are late. And when you come early, he comes late or is on leave.
Highway: It is a kind of rally track along with learning the most updated insults of 2010.
Exam night: it is a night to beg the God. It is a night of repentance. Of Course, the collection of helping educational papers are not bad (cheating papers).
Research: copy & paste the articles from the internet. Outside also, you can get the project for 20 to 30 thousand TOMANS, peach. (In Iran, usually the young fellows use the word of peach (in Persian, HOLU), when they get the best chance or best situation.
Warranty: a simply beautiful name, and good to pronounce, and its application is at the shopping time only.
when you want to return the defected product, seller says: no replacement, finger print`s place has been disturbed.
After 3892649826432 times begging, they say: ok, we will repair it.
The said piece can be delivered after 893624938264932864 days.
Life insurance: it is an agreement which keeps you poor in all your life, so you die as rich man and your burial takes place in a decent way.
Passing in university: it is a result in perfect justice, which has nothing to do with the rank, obtained by your effort.
Film series: it is a multi-parts film, which teaches you, how to use drugs and also the latest methods of theft.
Cell phone: It is a 4 in one tool, to show your richness, listening to music, taking photo and film and finally talkative.
It is a general steam room with the beautiful smell of peppermint and rose distillate.
sweat of socks, sweat of dead cat, sweat of white fish, sweat smell of toad`s mouth, and when you turn your face back, you can see a GOODZILA, who is on your face and watching you deeply. And the smell of toad is running still.
Apology: it is an out-fashioned word, and instead of saying: I am sorry, I beg your pardon, they say: leave it man, ok man, don’t spoil yourself.