Turned – on TV Syndrome

Turned – on TV Syndrome is a communitiologic phenomenon which today as a contagious epidemic could transmit from one to another. Fortunately, recently reports indicated some controlling symptoms in some societies which strongly ignore it…

Symptom

Symptoms of developing the syndrome are different in men, women and children. For men it starts once they arrived home after work and even after wearing pajama and would continued until sleep. Peak time is when one of the family's members, specially the wife asks him anything. In the meantime the syndrome will have heavy reliance on TV and will lose his audio connection with surround and his vocabulary will limited and in reply to the opponent will say: “I can’t hear you, I’m watching TV”.
For women, all clinical and nonclinical symptoms are different. A woman with turned-on syndrome can do several works simultaneously. For instance, according to reports, a woman with turned-on TV could talk on the phone, clean the vegetables and watch the program of sending Discovery Spacecraft to space. The common symptom in people with syndrome is habit of keeping the TV always on and watching all programs. Observations show that in many cases elders were interested in watching the program about ways of Weaning baby, and kids were interested in watching the program of training to cook kebab by Bengal Tiger.

Relationships:

The syndrome often led to inactivity that in today active societies is an essential issue. In ancient time, people have forced to bear suffer of passing from sofa to TV for changing the channel and increasing or decreasing the volume, and hurt many foots and many backs in this rout. But today by development of technology and introducing the remote control of TV, people can change the channel or adjust the volume successfully, while they are lying. Today there are some cases reported related to fatness and overweight of users resulted by applying remote control and inactivity. Experts suggest that for being active while watching TV, users can eat junk foods, it not only results in movement of facial muscles and hand and feet’s muscles and some other Internal and external organs and limbs simultaneously, but also they can sit front of TV 24 hours. Experts suggest using high fat and caloric materials to be able doing such a oppressive task, watching TV. This task could help longitudinal and latitude growth of children and adults and could be used as one of the most important methods of Breeding humanity. Of course, some other experts believe that watching TV, not necessarily cause obesity, as some examples of observing extreme thinness while watching some programs by some viewers have reported. Experts suggest fat people to include watching some programs of TV in their daily and nightly plan. They recommend them to wear light and comfortable shoes and clothes, and they suggest parents force child to sit in front of TV, as a punishment, because today for treating physical and mental hyper activity of children it is suggested to sit them down in front of TV for a long time. This method specially is suggested to parents who are embarrassed by their children’s questions. Today it is proved scientifically that habit of children to watching TV till midnight and after midnight, could limit their sleeping time and they will quit the bad habit of sleep early. Specially watching movies that are not represented for people less than 16 years old, strongly suggested for children to watch at late night.
By this way, family will have coordination in habit of sleeping and also the warm home will get hot and fired, and from now the child is ready to enter the society and doing multi shifts jobs, and also will limit her/his sleeping time

Treatment

There is no special treatment for turned-on TV Syndrome. Experts believe that continuous some policies in some parts of the Milky Way could be effective for treating the syndrome in short time and until finding a replacement. Those who are in phase of temporary improvement continually repeat this sentence with moving hands, head and chin: “this TV shows nothing”